accidents don’t just happen accidentally. if there’s a key there must also be a lock. rats are like the rats of the world. i could go on
Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I’m starting to think that it’s some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.
Watching John Hamm play Jim (short for James, which is short for Gabriel) in Good Omens season 2 fits the theory here, too, he seems to be having a blast.
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president
Arthur: We have fun though, don’t we Merlin?
Merlin: I have literally never been more stressed in my life
Uther: fuck wizards
Arthur: I’m trying
Merlin: You’re succeeding


















